Fan mail to the attorney general

John Ashcroft
Attorney General of the United States
Department of Justice
950 Pennsylvania Avenue, NW
Washington, DC 20530-0001

Monday, April 21, 2003 (in blue ink)

Dear Attorney General:

I thank Jesus for you, and your reign of justice. As a Regent of Christianity I can’t imagine a better person to hold in trust my destiny than you, one who can see God and has the ability and the power and the will to save individuals from themselves.

It is my sadness that due to governmental error you are not in the chain of command with access to the power of the atom. This awesome power, the power of the sun, should not be held in the hands of false Christians afraid to use it, but rather, in the hands of the Righteous, those who understand the physical manifestation of the Devil AND who welcome Armageddon, the apocalypse, the tetragramation.

For this fight against terrorism and drugs is dual fight against the Devil. “Freedom” is a dark rock under which the Devil hides and the Constitution is the shield which He uses to protect himself from our Holy Fire. Rights, protections, checks and balances are the last refuge of the libertarian scoundrel in his (or, increasingly to my horror - HER) quest for terrorism, destruction of the family, heroin, orgies, and lust.

In our government of “moderates” and the “compassionate” only you, Ayatollah Ashcroft, can embrace and channel the cleansing flame to smite the enemies of God from the earth, regardless of the cost. There are enemies within us and without, and there must be NO mercy for the wicked.

Don’t ever listen to the loud quacking of the homos, pinkos, trial attorneys, immigrants, liberals, ducks, immigrants, fake Republicans, atheists, dogs, and monkeys. You and I know the True Path, and use all the power at your command to not only follow it yourself, as you do, but ensure all others are on that path.

They always have an alternative if they are not...

Yours in Jesus,

D

Do you like the color scheme?

I do.

A NZ Nauruan North Korean refugee scramble.

I have too much time on my hands today...

This is a great collection of portraits though. I particularly like the Toureg ones b/c I’m interested in Touregs, in part because they are blue, and also because the men (only) wear the veils. I'd like to wear a veil.

More Touregs.

Regime change in Washington Now.
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These people have an interesting take on things. It's run by an Israeli big shot, so it is very Israel slanted, but that's not necessarily a bad thing and their quality of information is quite good.

Centcom also have a list of the coallition forces and
what each country is doing.

and the famous deck of cards – a propaganda gold medal in my opinion, better even than the Moroccans naming a cigarette after a city they invaded in Western Sahara, “Dakla”, whose pack should read “First we smoked you, now we smoke you.” Consumables named after the vanquished are fantastic – looking forward to my first Damascus Ashtray.

Then there's this, of course.


regards

Doc
NYC Spring
"My feelings - as usual - we will slaughter them all"