Tuesday, April 08, 2003

I love this enclave stuff, particularly when it gets out of hand. To have enclaves in another country, within other enclave(s), to the power of 3, is the most extreme thing I can imagine geographically.

I want to go there and establish a mailing address

David Anderson
Bihar settlement
India
w/in Bangladesh
w/in India
w/in Bangladesh

(see relationship chart)

and see if the postal authorities can handle it. At my address there I'll just have an apartment with mirrors on ajacent walls facing each other creating an infinite circle within concentric national circles. This could be the beginning of a black hole which will suck in the universe.

THe size of the smallest unit (sub-sub-sub enclave) is 0.007 km and is profoundly small but if one puts an EMBASSY or consulate here that would add another level, right?

The actual fact I was **born on the day Bangladesh came into being!** (March 26,1971) adds something to this also I think. And it would be unseemly to not fit the giant squid INTO this embassy at the center of the universe.

D.

An Interview With Doc

Q. I can't believe you were gone for, um, everything. Your comments are urgently requested on the following topics:

The War


A. I'm more in favor of it now - in part b/c it is being run by Rummy, not MonkeyFace, and in part b/c of the precision of it all, and, really, Saddam DOES have to go.

He is the cunt to end all cunts and the sooner he is **mashed** the better. It is just a math calculation. Will WE kill more Iraqis than HE will/has? The answer is he's WAY ahead of us in terms of number of dead and manner of death. QED.

Saddam Hussein: Alive or Dead?

ALIVE. Will be so for a long time I think. If all is lost he'll catch a jet to Iran. Don't believe the hype on Syria, they'd sell him out before his plane landed, or even flew over Syria, the hatred is profound on both sides. Iran is his only legitimate hope if he doesn't just go into hiding a la Osama and we NEVER find him. bad for us, bad for Iraq. A great book written about Iraq is called Republic of Fear \ written in the "good" days of the 1980s. Read new book Saddam's Bomb about his desire and almost success in obtaining an atom bomb. It is a terrifying read. And some other books.

Scary Asian Pneumonia?

beat up.

Giant Squid!

Biggest news on earth. I was in NZ when it was recovered and I tried to get the people and their sheep to dance in the street with champagne like I was, b/c in the final analysis, Giant Squid are the coolest creatures in the universe.

D.